the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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