we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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