let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
