I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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