This girl is more easily done than said...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
