my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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