Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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