Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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