"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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