Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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