Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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