I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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