That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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