I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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