he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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