the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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