I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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