Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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