Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.