4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....