going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Randomize
