ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.