Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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