She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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