just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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