Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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