ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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