Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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