you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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