its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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