You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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