Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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