I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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