love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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