we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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