you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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