I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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