Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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