I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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