There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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