tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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