Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
