): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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