I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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