...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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