we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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