S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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