were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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