Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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