I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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