Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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