You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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