how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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