So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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