i just google imaged poop.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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