what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
