I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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